Yes, I know, we’re out of highschool, we don’t need some administrator telling us our outfits are innapropriate. But sometimes I think people might need a person to step up and say “Hey, your outfit isn’t appropriate for being at a school, (or in some cases, being out in public at all).
I don’t think my expectations are too high. I’m fully aware that I go to community college, not fashion school ;] I just don’t think it’s too much to ask for, to expect that people change out of their pajamas before they go to class.
So here’s my proposed college dress code haha.
- No pajama pants. Honestly? You’re paying to go here, don’t you have enough motivation to put on real pants.
- No visible undergarments. As adorable as I’m sure you find your bra, or new thong, everyone else probably doesn’t need to get the preview. This one goes for those of the male species too- No one needs to see your boxers. (On a side tangent, Sagged skinny jeans; Can anyone explain this to me? How can you sag your pants like that if they’re so tight they look like they’re going to cut off circulation???
- (From Sparrow1969) No visible butt-cleavage. “Butt-cracks are personal and should be kept covered. I can’t tell you how often I see someone (men and women alike) bend over or sit down and suddenly there’s a full moon.” I whole heartedly agree.
- (From Sparrow1969) No muffin tops! “Muffin tops are not attractive. Fat rolls, like butt-cracks, are also personal items and do not require air to thrive. Just another thing that people ought to keep to themselves.” This one seems to be an epidemic. One with a simple cure; wear things that fit!
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4. Muffin tops are not attractive. Fat rolls, like butt-cracks, are also personal items and do not require air to thrive. Just another thing that people ought to keep to themselves.
There are my two rules (I reserve the right to edit this as eyesores warrant)
Do you have any additions to my (very short) list?
Tags: college, dress code, fashion, fashion disasters, humor
I wholeheartedly agree with you, and have two additions to make to your list. They are as follows:
3. Butt-cracks are personal and should be kept covered. I can’t tell you how often I see someone (men and women alike) bend over or sit down and suddenly there’s a full moon.
4. Muffin tops are not attractive. Fat rolls, like butt-cracks, are also personal items and do not require air to thrive. Just another thing that people ought to keep to themselves.
I look forward to see what else gets added to your list!
Sparrow
Both of those are great :] Updated the list. Thanks for the contribution!
You are welcome! Thanks for posting the list to begin with. It’s astonishing to me how people can leave the house in the morning with whatever state of disrepair they are in!
how about skirts in the middle of winter??? I live on campus, and my winters are harsh… it just kind of makes me wonder why girls have to wear skirts in the middle of winter? We get it, you got a fake tan.